Monday, December 23, 2013

To Do




Hating yourself isn't poetry, you know.
But it's a lot easier to hate than love and it's a lot easier to be crazy than sane or maybe it's easier to be sane than crazy, I dunno.

Girls, stop highlighting your hair the color of suicide,
and boys, stop falling asleep to netflix. It's bad for your eyes.

Everyone, stop wearing so much death. Colors are cool. Dye your hair blue and get some new piercings. (maybe don't do the last one, I did that and my mom was angry.)
Eat fried chicken if you want, learn how to make tortillas.
Listen to the Weepies, watch the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World"
Take a bath
IN BLOOD
just kidding, but take a bath and fall asleep and listen to music and relax.

Fail a test. Get 36%. It will make you feel like crap but then you'll feel better about the next test you take.

Get your palm read. Apparently it's complete bullshit but it makes you feel cool.

Google stuff you want to know about. Read scientific articles online.

Break a bone.

Love something a freaking lot. And then learn how to stop loving it. And then love something else and stop loving that too.

Pray. It doesn't matter what the heck you are praying to, but pray and pray and pray.


Oh, and don't forget to tattoo every mistake you make onto your forearm.

6 comments:

  1. Words to live by.

    Also, I'm in love with Ramona.

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  2. I've done that test thing.

    It's all about setting the bar low for future attempts.

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  3. I'm loving your pictures.
    And thank you for writing this, goodness.
    "Everyone, stop wearing so much death. Colors are cool."
    Yeah girl, amen to this post.

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  4. I LOVEd those first paragraphs....
    Damn you're brilliant.
    And that last line though.

    #scottpilgrimforthewin #weirdestmovieofmylife

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  5. This made me smile and wish for adventure. The "take a bath IN BLOOD just kidding" part was perfect.

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