Try these pick up lines and if they don't work then you're using them on the wrong person
"I'd go without oxygen for days just to be with you"
"Your smile is so bright it hurts the sun's eyes"
"Uranus is my favorite planet"
"I wish I had a telescope powerful enough to see all your beauty"
"I'd run the speed of light if I could have you"
"I'd buy you more rings than Saturn's got if you'd marry me"
"You make me want to take off my asteroid belt"
ReplyDelete"Uranus is my favorite planet"
Using this.
Devastated Daisy (clap clap clap clap clap)
ReplyDeleteThat's my Devastated Daisy cheer.
"You make me want to take off my asteroid belt" hahaha I am totally using this on the kid who sits next to me in class tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteTN
DeleteYa know what? I hate your blog.
ReplyDeleteOnly because I love it just too dang MUCH. Because my institute class started an hour and 37 minutes ago and my friend wanted to meet me for lunch and I have math to do and a painting to finish and I'm so hungry but I can't get up to eat my lunch and I have class again soon but, I can't function cuz I can't STOP reading your posts.
Basically if I fail my classes this semester and never finish college and don't ever grow up to be an english teacher (or just Mr. Nelson..)...I'm blaming it all on you.
But really, thanks. You're too fantastic.
"Uranus is my favorite planet"
ReplyDeletelolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
but really tho well done.
... the outer space theme and i hope everyone sees that
ReplyDeleteThis was basically brilliant. Yep...that's what it was.
ReplyDelete"I wish I had a telescope powerful enough to see all your beauty" -not sure why this one was my favorite, but it was...
"I wish I had a telescope powerful enough to see all your beauty"
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, if someone said this to me I would probably be offended.
"You make me want to take off my asteroid belt"
Hahahha now if someone said THIS to me. I would laugh:)