Balancing the checkbook

green eyes and 5 ft 3, 

I know for a fact that's who I want to be.

I want to walk around with books balanced on my head,

I want to go to sleep with you layin' in my bed.

I'd be okay with dancing in the dark,

there's a door with a lock; a dog with his bark.

For you I'll sleep through the sun rise, I'll stay awake 'til she's gone.

While she sleeps I'll study her brother the moon,

I'll study her cousins the stars.

I'll major in math.

I'll learn not to cry.

I'll become an alcoholic; 

together we'll learn how to die.

We can drown in vodka together,

I hear that's not a bad way to go.

Vodka will be sweeter on our lips, sweeter than we'll ever know.